September 1st, 1936/1956

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK YOU SWEATER DORK ❤️

omgitsnils:

goddamnitobama:

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

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i love myself
dokels:

morningstuck

dokels:

morningstuck

jakeenglish:

Fanexpo was a blast i hope everyone had a bangup time too!

like-a-sir1:

howtoraiseageek:

Tony Stark, inside the helmet view.

like-a-sir1:

howtoraiseageek:

Tony Stark, inside the helmet view.

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wooliest:

cute n tiny rings i got in H&M today !! 💍

monochromatose:

babyminaj:

too good

nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

monochromatose:

babyminaj:

too good

nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

aseggedavegzetem:

idratherbevulcan:

So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy then?” with a smile on her face, and then asked what his name was. Then the boy told her to guess and so the conversation went on. This is how a parent should react, all respect to this woman.

aseggedavegzetem:

idratherbevulcan:

So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy then?” with a smile on her face, and then asked what his name was. Then the boy told her to guess and so the conversation went on.
This is how a parent should react, all respect to this woman.

headphonesnotears:

bidyke:

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.

this works better if you give us fifty dollars and then walk away

restlesslyaspiring:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST

officialcoolpup:

galactic—prince:

vveaboop:

suazu:

suazu:

i saw a guy wearing a scouting legion jacket at church

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you’d be praying too if all your friends died

STOP

crab-cakes:

punsicle:

heyitspj:

blyujay:

technologistrevolution:

zeaky:

blackaperture:

Three-person chess.[via]

This can only end in tears and physical fighting

neat

i can see the blood shed now



OH MY GOD FUCKING PLEASE

no fandom, don’t relate this to fandom.
hussie will see this and throw another goddamn monkey wrench into the plot AND THEN IT WILL NEVER END. WE’LL BE TRAPPED IN UPDATES FOREVER.

crab-cakes:

punsicle:

heyitspj:

blyujay:

technologistrevolution:

zeaky:

blackaperture:

Three-person chess.
[via]

This can only end in tears and physical fighting

neat

i can see the blood shed now

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OH MY GOD FUCKING PLEASE

no fandom, don’t relate this to fandom.

hussie will see this and throw another goddamn monkey wrench into the plot AND THEN IT WILL NEVER END. WE’LL BE TRAPPED IN UPDATES FOREVER.